fortune cookies

I am not sure what this says about me, but over the past several years I have suffered from a serious lack of fortunes in my fortune cookies.  Tonight was an excellent example of my unfortunate lack of dessert prophesy.

Fortune cookie #1: "Use your abilities at this time to stay focused on your goal."

Not only is this not a fortune, but it is also seems like the cookie is trying to boss me around and/or motivate me.  There was an unclaimed second cookie so I thought I would try my luck again.

Fortune cookie #2: "Flowers would brighten the day of your close friend tomorrow."

I don't even know how to complain about that one.