So it has been a while...
I am seriously going to tell you about what I did not know:

I did not realize until recently what the "caucus race" in Alice in Wonderland was referring to... I love that they just run in circles until... wait, I don't know what happens next.  Hold on, I am going to look it up. (yay internets!)
*pause*

Huh... this seems to sum it up really well. :)
I have been to two caucuses and this is kind of how it felt.

“What IS a Caucus-race? said Alice; not that she wanted much to know, but the Dodo had paused as if it thought that SOMEBODY ought to speak, and no one else seemed inclined to say anything.
Why, said the Dodo, the best way to explain it is to do it. (And, as you might like to try the thing yourself, some winter day, I will tell you how the Dodo managed it.)”

~ Chapter 3 of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland